The one with the musicals My Immortal

Ah well, yet another post.

Current favourite song: Way Back Into Love from the movie Music and Lyrics

So anyway I have nothing to talk about, and since life science symposium is tomorrow, I decided to be random and dedicate this post to...

MUSICALS!

Anyway, today I saw eric's facebook (didn't add, he made it public even with all his numbers email and real address.) and one of his likes were writing fanfictions, which brought me to my favourite fanfiction, My Immortal. Yes, where people cry sexily and scold wisely. Also, some memorable quotes:

"I did sum advanced Biology work. I was turning a bloody pentagram into a black guitar. Suddenly the guitar turned to Draco!"

"“OMFG! NOOOOO! MY SCAR HURTS!” and then….. his eyes rolled up! You could only see his red whites."

“Yeah I don’t think so cause I am going there with my bf drako you sick perv!” I yelled angrily, but before he could beg me to go with him, Hargrid flew in on his black broom looking worried. “OMFG EBONDY U NEED OT GET BACK INTO THE CASTLE NAO!”

"Dumbeldore walked in angrily! His eyes were all fiery and I knew this time it wasn’t cause he had a headache. “What have you done!” He started to cry wisely. (c dats basically nut swering and dis time he wuz relly upset n u wil c y) “Ebony Draco has been found in his room. He committed suicide by slitting his wrists.”

"Well anyway, I put on some black eyesharow, black eyeliner, and some black lipstick and white foundation. Then I went. Den I gasped…………………………………………………………….Snake and Loopin were in da middle of da empty hall, doin it, and Dobby was watching!1"

"Then…… he started coming! We could hear his high heels clacking to us" (talking bout voldemort/vlodermort/vlosdjfadh)

"“You fucking bustard!” yelled Draco at Vampire. “I want to shit next to her!1”"

"I TOOOK OUT A CIGARETE END STARTED TO smoke pot."

"“EXCUS ME! EXCUS ME WHO SED DAT!” yelled Mr. Norris. Den he heard Filch meow. “Filth is der any1 unda da cloak!” he asked. Filth nodded. And then……………………….Vampir frenched me! He did it jus as…………………….. Mr. Norris was taking of da cloak!1"

"The salesperson was OMG HOTTER THAN GERARD EXCEPT NOT CAUSE THAT’S IMPOSSIBLE and he gave me a few dresses. “We only have these for da real goffs.”"

"I laffed statistically"

"I knew Draco was probably slitting his wrists (he wouldn’t die because he was a vampire too and the only way you can kill a vampire is with a c-r-o-s-s (there’s no way I’m writing that) or a steak)"

"I slit both of my wrists. They got all over my clothes "

"'Yah siriusly.' I said drinking sum beer. Satan started 2 drive da car. I smelled happily."

"I ran suicidally to my room I sexily took a steak out."

"I ran out of the room and into the Forbidden Forest where I had lost my virility to Draco and then I started to bust into tears."

"I took my gun and shot Snape and Loopin a gazillion times..." (guns are commonplace in this harry potter fanfiction. DUH! they work so much better than expelliarmus-es)

"dumblydum wuz dere. "

"I smelled happily and went into a dark room. I had changed Profesor Sinister took out some black cards. She started to look into a black crucible ball. She said……………………… “Tara, I see drak times are near.” She said badly."

"I cried sexily I just wanted 2 go 2 the commen room and slit my wrists with mi friends while we watched Shark Attak 3 and Saw 2 and do it with Draco but I knew I had 2 do somefing more impotent."

"“Abra Kedavra!” he yelled at Snape and Loopin pointing his womb."

"Loopin held up the camera triumelephantly."

"Then swooped he in singing to the tune of a gothic version of a song by 50 Cent."

"“Yeah but everyone is in love with me! Like Snape and Loopin took a video of me naked. Hargrid says he’s in love with me. Vampire likes me and now even Snaketail is in love with me! I just wanna be with you ok Draco! Why couldn’t Satan have made me less beautiful?” I shouted angrily. (an” don’t wory enoby isn’t a snob or anyfing but a lot of ppl hav told her shes pretty) “Im good at too many things! WHY CAN’T I JUST BE NORMAL? IT’S A FUCKING CURSE!” I shouted and then I ran away."

"Vampire was in the Hair of Magical Magic Creatures. "

"They chased me but I threw my wound at them and dey tripped over it."

"“Kawai.” B’loody Mair shook her head enrgtically lethrigcly. “Oh yeah o have a confession after she got expuld I murdered her and den loopin did it with her cause he’s a necphilak.”"

Dubleodre started to cockle. “Hahahaha! And How due u aspect me to know Ebony’s not divisional?”

“Oh, datz Profesor Slutborn.”

"(geddit skull koz im goffik n I like deth)."

“Dey are xcused form skool 2day.” Sodomize moaned sexily. “Rite now they are watching Da Nigtmare b4 Xmas.”

"B’Loody Mairy Nodded ENREGeticALLlY. “Omfg totally lets go shopping.”

"For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots."

"He was wearing black baggy paints, a black MCR t-shirt and a black die. (geddit insted of tie koz im goffik)"

and wait for it.... wait for it....

Sudenly a gothic old man flu in on his broomstick. He had lung black hair and a looong black bread. He wus werring a blak robe dat sed ‘avril lavigne’ on da back. He shotted a spel and Vlodemort ran away. It was…………………………………DUMBLYDORE!


Yup thats for excessive quotes. Anyway, I just realsied theres not much space for musicals so I'll just list them out so that fonny can get obsessed with a new one every week.

Joseph and teh Amazing Technicolour Dreamcoat
Phantom of the Opera
Avenue Q
The Sound of Music
Wicked
Moulin Rouge
Oliver
Beauty World
Mama Mia
Saturday Night Fever
Hairspray
The one that stands for How Schools Meet 1 and 2
Mary Poppins
Singing in the Rain
Sweeney Todd


Yup, thats for you fonny.

Signing out,
Thats all.